2005-01-21 - 8:22 a.m. It has been some time since I have done a �Lust List�. Given that this week is a very dark week (read: the inauguration�*shudder*) I decided to roll my current list out to brighten my day. Basically, for the uninitiated, my �Lust List� is the top ten guys (usually celeb and completely unavailable for one reason or another) I want to have monkey sex with and that B would make an exception for me to have monkey sex with. Fun stuff! Here goes: 1. Patrick Rafter � as always� 2. Jesse Metcalf � since first glimpse on Passions this one has been climbing the list! 3. Johan Paulik � so he�s a porn star? Big deal�REALLY big deal. 4. Hal Sparks � his humor and goofiness have really begun to appeal to me as of late�I find him irresistable 5. Orlando Bloom � Paris did it for me� 6. JJ Martinez � House Invader who can invade my bedroom ANYTIME he wants (or needs) to 7. Duncan Sheik � another standard� 8. Dominik Hrbaty � I actually felt his sweat fly at an outer court match at the US Open�I know what heaven is like now 9. Shaved head gym guy (whom I will now call �ShuGG�, mmm, sweet) � this is the only �real life� guy on the list�I swear he is just AMAZING�I believe him to be hetero but he makes going to the gym not only necessary but a pleasure 10. Bobby Cannavale � I hope I don�t spontaneously orgasm when I see him in Hurly Burly Runner ups include GLB (Kirk from my old job�he�s been mentioned in detail before. Didn�t make the list only because I rarely see him these days) and James Blake (Didn�t make the list because I am starting to see him as the male Anna Kournikova which brings him down a few points). So there it is. I have very, very dirty thoughts about them all but I thought I would spare the details and allow them to percolate in the corners of my fantasy. Its better that way� Go ahead�don�t be afraid�make your own lust lists�start today!! � �