2005-01-21 - 8:22 a.m. It has been some time since I have done a “Lust List”. Given that this week is a very dark week (read: the inauguration…*shudder*) I decided to roll my current list out to brighten my day. Basically, for the uninitiated, my “Lust List” is the top ten guys (usually celeb and completely unavailable for one reason or another) I want to have monkey sex with and that B would make an exception for me to have monkey sex with. Fun stuff! Here goes: 1. Patrick Rafter – as always… 2. Jesse Metcalf – since first glimpse on Passions this one has been climbing the list! 3. Johan Paulik – so he’s a porn star? Big deal…REALLY big deal. 4. Hal Sparks – his humor and goofiness have really begun to appeal to me as of late…I find him irresistable 5. Orlando Bloom – Paris did it for me… 6. JJ Martinez – House Invader who can invade my bedroom ANYTIME he wants (or needs) to 7. Duncan Sheik – another standard… 8. Dominik Hrbaty – I actually felt his sweat fly at an outer court match at the US Open…I know what heaven is like now 9. Shaved head gym guy (whom I will now call “ShuGG”, mmm, sweet) – this is the only “real life” guy on the list…I swear he is just AMAZING…I believe him to be hetero but he makes going to the gym not only necessary but a pleasure 10. Bobby Cannavale – I hope I don’t spontaneously orgasm when I see him in Hurly Burly Runner ups include GLB (Kirk from my old job…he’s been mentioned in detail before. Didn’t make the list only because I rarely see him these days) and James Blake (Didn’t make the list because I am starting to see him as the male Anna Kournikova which brings him down a few points). So there it is. I have very, very dirty thoughts about them all but I thought I would spare the details and allow them to percolate in the corners of my fantasy. Its better that way… Go ahead…don’t be afraid…make your own lust lists…start today!!